MY FILM REVIEW OF THE BIKERIDERS

Watched The Bikeriders on Peacock.

Mildly entertaining but pretty pointless. I was never really invested in any of the characters despite a hugely talented cast.

Tom Hardy was almost totally incapable of being understood, what with his indecipherable mumbling in a Chicago accent.

Austin Butler was reviving his portrayals of both Elvis from Elvis and Buck Cleven from Masters of the Air,  with a soupçon of Na-Baron Feyd Rautha thrown in.  His hair was fucking spectacular though and I'd definitely fuck him.

The always awesome Aussie Damon Herriman was totally fucking wasted in this film. As were Beau Knapp and my cousin Boyd Holbrook.  Although the insanely talented Michael Shannon's character was fun.

If you need something to watch this is perfectly ok. But don't expect more than ok.

LET ME JUST SAY THIS ABOUT THAT

I fucking LOVE that the Ukrainians are taking the fight inside Russia itself.

Frankly, I think Ukraine should mount a kamikaze style airstrike against Moscow with a few of the new F-16 they just got.  Its only about 500 miles away from the border.

I can't say this stuff on Facebook because they'll deplatform me for supporting violence but.....killing a bunch of Russians inside of Russia might be just the thing.

MY NEW YORK ROOF WAS NUDE PHOTOSHOOT CENTRAL

In fact, entire books were shot either inside my apartment at 95 Christopher Street, on my terrace, or on the roof just above my apartment.  Like the shots here from Michael Huhn's book 'Michael Huhn Photos.'

Well, that first one wasn't in the book.  I think either my BF at the time or my Dad took it of me back in 1993ish.  But all the rest are Michael's.  And the really annoying thing?  I let him use the terrace and roof as a favor on a dozen or more occasions and I never got a fucking thank you in the book.  

Asshole!

 

The hallway outside of the roof tank above my apartment.

The fire stairs on my floor leading up to the roof.

On my terrace rail off my living room and above Bleecker Street.

Mmmmmmm, Jose! Jose and I had several night's worth of meaningful relationships.

Taken from terrace off my living room. The apartment across the way just above his butt at 45 Christopher Street -- where the white brick transitions to the brown brick of the terrace -- that was Lou Reed and Laurie Anderson's apartment terrace.  We all used to wave at each other when we were out gardening.  One time, in Gristede's, Laurie snuck up behind me in the checkout line and whispered in my ear, "Your terrace looks MAGNIFICENT this year."  

New York....it ain't Kansas!

The roof above my living room.

Same location as previous pic, different model different photoshoot.

The top of the top!  The roof tank on the very top of my building. About 210 feet up.

And last but never least, Chris Perrino.  Sitting in the sun on my terrace wearing goggles. Chris and I were buds for 25 years.  We met at the Roxy when he was a 6 foot 2, ripped 18 year old kid with the most gorgeous blowjob lips in all of New York.  We had a very meaningful relationship.......on several occasions over the years.

And that's that. 

SOMETIMES YOU'VE JUST GOTTA SAY 'WHAT THE FUCK'

Lots of very nice BOGO deals at Kroger this week that I availed myself of. Also a ton of dollar off stuff that I usually buy anyways sooooo....I ended up saving $43 on what would have been a $150 grocery tab.

I tend to profit from scheduling my delivery order at from 7AM to 8AM -- meaning that the fulfillment clerk has just gotten in to work at 6AM and is apt to make mistakes due to the early hour/and or stupidity. And I NEVER allow their mistakes made in favor of the store to go unresolved but.....I definitely won't tattle on myself when the store fucks up in my favor. It may be a tad unethical but....its Kroger, the 17th largest corporation by revenue on the Fortune 500 list.

Also, too; because fuck Kroger!

Anyways....I saw that Colgate toothpaste had a coupon marking it down from two bucks a tube to a buck a tube this week so I put it on my list for a single tube aaaaaaand.....the six-pack above showed up.

A year's worth of toothpaste for a buck!

WOMB CONTROL AND UNAUTHORIZED SEXY-TIME

This is page 455 of Project 2025. 

This is not just about abortions -- its about these fucking conservative pigs controlling every aspect of a woman's reproductive system because they believe they (men) own it.  

They intend to use this to be able to criminalize anything a woman does with her body that they don't like.

I fucking hate these people!

TRUMP SUPERCUT CRASH AND BURN (VIDEO)

THE STOOOPID, IT BURNS!

Just got back from errand running at my local Kroger.  Was wearing my USMC Infantry baseball hat and some dipshit hit me up in the fruit and veg section and said,

"Thank you for your service."

To which I replied, 

"You already did.  Twice every month on the first and the fifteenth."

To which he idiotically responded,

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And then he said,

"You must really hate that foreign woman running against our president."

Which caused me to respond thusly:

"You know what I hate? I hate people saying stupid shit to me like you just did.  Because I hate stupid people. During the war I used to like to torture and kill Viet Cong prisoners if I thought they were stupid.  And all of them were stupid because they chose to be filthy fucking VC......."

Apparently, my comment served to remind him that he had important doings elsewhere in the store just then.

In retrospect, and thinking about this little episode, I feel my admittedly somewhat unhinged response wasn't so much precipitated by his insult of Kamala, or even that he was a supporter of Jabba the Shit Gibbon.  But rather because of this:

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