Wednesday, August 14, 2024

MY FILM REVIEW OF THE BIKERIDERS




















Watched The Bikeriders on Peacock.

Mildly entertaining but pretty pointless. I was never really invested in any of the characters despite a hugely talented cast.

Tom Hardy was almost totally incapable of being understood, what with his indecipherable mumbling in a Chicago accent.

Austin Butler was reviving his portrayals of both Elvis from Elvis and Buck Cleven from Masters of the Air,  with a soupçon of Na-Baron Feyd Rautha thrown in.  His hair was fucking spectacular though and I'd definitely fuck him.











The always awesome Aussie Damon Herriman was totally fucking wasted in this film. As were Beau Knapp and my cousin Boyd Holbrook.  Although the insanely talented Michael Shannon's character was fun.

If you need something to watch this is perfectly ok. But don't expect more than ok.

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